LogoGrowing up in Newark, New Jersey is tough. Growing up as a scrawny, horny, near-sighted Italian teenager named John Ciccolini in Newark, New Jersey is even tougher.

Chicks don't dig it.

What does a boy do when his heart and hormones cry out for a tour guide on the rocky road to romance?

Only one man can help. A man who’s more than a man. More than a legend. A man who’s conveniently from New Jersey (Exit 149).

Frank Sinatra.

When the ghost of Ol’ Blue Eyes barrels into his life and shares his ring-a-ding-Rat Pack rules of romance and seduction, John goes on a journey of awkward and hilarious self-discovery, confronting his own seemingly endless insecurities, facing the reality of his parents’ marriage, and finally getting the girl on his own terms.

A one-man comedy-musical filled with classic Sinatra tunes, “Frank Sinatra F#*ked Up My Life” celebrates teenage innocence, adult angst and the real meaning of romance.

And chicks dig that, baby.